Every guy can attest to having that mysterious random erection popping up at full attention during the most inopportune of times, like when you’re about to meet a literal god.

Soft groans

Crimson: “ Great first impression…”

Princess Celestia: “Good afternoon Crims… are you okay?”

Royal Guard: “Umm… Your highness, perhaps we should return when he’s… uh less occupied.”

Characters:

- Princess Celestia © Hasbro

- Crimson Crescent © NoLollygagging

Artwork © NoLollygagging

Time to completion: 16 hours total.