[Mikey]

Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

And no one can deny

[Mikey]

Baby that I’m the one whose love is no surprise

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

And he can’t tell you no lie

[Mikey]

But there’s a secret I’ve been hidin’

I can’t keep it no more

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

There’s this thing about himself

He’s never told you before

[Mikey]

Baby!

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

He needs to tell you something

[Mikey]

I don’t got a belly button

(No belly button, no)

[Mikey]

Oh, I need to tell you something

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Can you figure it out

He don’t got a belly button

[Mikey, Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Belly button no, oh no, no

[Mikey]

Baby please don’t squeal, just tell me how you feel

‘Cause his love is for real

[Mikey]

And if you went away, my heart would never heal

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

So to you he appeals

[Mikey]

There’s something missing in my middle

And it’s hard to ignore

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

There’s this thing about himself

He’s never told you before

[Mikey]

Baby!

He needs to tell you something

[Mikey]

I don’t got a belly button

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

No belly button, no

[Mikey]

Oh, I need to tell you something

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Can you figure it out

He don’t got a belly button

[Mikey, Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Belly button no, oh no, no

[Carter]

Belly button, y’all

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

[Cater]

Belly button, y’all

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

[Carter]

You say your belly button’s missing

There’s no reason for alarm

It’s a common thing for turtles

It won’t do you any harm

You’re technically a mutant

And with that much being said

Your umbilical equivocal

Is up there on your head

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Belly button!

[Carter]

Homie

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

Belly button!

[Carter]

Homie

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

Check it out

You could opt for a prosthetic

But of course you’d have to know

It’d be covered by your shell

But not your <span class="caps">HMO</span>

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Belly button!

[Carter]

Homie

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

Belly button

[Carter]

Homie

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Uh, uh

[Mikey]

A stylish something absent

From my midriff’s decor

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

There’s this thing about himself

He’s never told you before, baby

He needs to tell you something

(Carter: He needs to tell you something)

[Mikey]

I don’t got a belly button

(Carter: Don’t got a belly button)

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

No belly button, no

[Mikey]

Oh, I need to tell you something

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Can you figure it out

He don’t got a belly button

(Carter: No belly button)

[Mikey, Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

Belly button, no

[Derpy, Snips, and Snails]

No belly button, no

[Mikey]

Oh, I need to tell you something

Carter: He don’t got a bellybutton!

Song “Bellybutton” from Veggie Tales, Boyz in the Sink.

Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon