“You already know I’m faster than you! Why we have to deal with this again?” A dark gray with camouflage pattern plane pony said irritated, looking at the plone in front of her. She was Skybreaker, a Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-25 ‘Foxbat’.

“I’m the faster one, I’m speed!” A familiar gray plone with red markings spat back, the double turbofans located near her elevators identifying her easily as an Fairchild Republic A-10 ‘Thunderbolt’ attack aircraft, she was Blitz, a well-known and very temperamental plane pony.

“Oh, don’t make me laugh! You’re clearly one of the slowest aircrafts out there, for Wright’s sake; you are slower than your friend Air Liner!” Skybreaker said, starting to get incensed, she was Blitz friend, but quite a lot of times both mares argued and fought a lot.

“T-that’s not true! I’m faster than Air Liner!” Blitz yelled towards her, pointing vaguely at the civilian hangars where Air Liner was living. “I’m the fastest CAS!” She said, patting her chest lightly.

“Yeah right” said the camouflaged interceptor. “When you know what actual speed is, come back to me, alright darling?” she teased lightly, starting to walk away, she clearly didn’t want to deal with her.

“Oh, it is on” The A-10 said towards the fighter, before herself perking her butt, and then pouncing on her like a cat would do, the interceptor being slammed by a Blitz that just decided to jump on her.

“Get off me you little of a plone!” The MiG-25 said angrily, trying to shake her away, soon, it started a fighting between the two, a fight that nobody wanted to go stop, though they had their reasons; the micro personnel didn’t exactly wanted to get stomped on or tossed away like mere pebbles, not to mention that they really hadn’t much to do that could stop them, and the macro plane ponies didn’t want to get caught in the crossfire.

Only one plone, a bit smaller than the two who were fighting, decided to go head in into the conflagration between interceptor and close air support aircraft.

“Please, stop fighting!” She said, her heavenly white color remarking her mostly peaceful nature, she approached fast, the blades of her main rotor swiftly cutting the air as they spun, her arms extended forwards, pointing to both plane ponies, she was Peaceful Light, a Mil Mi-24P Hind, assigned to the Union of Harmony Peacekeepers, identified easily by the amount of markings of “UH” in her body and her blue helmet.

She landed close to them, adjusted her main rotor to have the blades pointing backwards, towards the tail rotor, to avoid hitting anyone with it, and proceeded to hurry to both fighting plane ponies. “Please, stop, we can talk this!” She said at first, not entering into the fight proper.

Both fighting plane ponies, meanwhile, just said insults to each other and kept on their struggle, after knowing that she wasn’t going to be heard, the peacekeeper decided to act on her own, and so, she dove in and squeezed herself in the middle of the two, one of the blows that was meant to Skybreaker landing on her, but thankfully only hitting the helmet.

Peaceful Light, meanwhile, tried her very best to push the two away from eachother, firing several warning shots in the air from her dual guns in the right side of her face. Some seconds later the UH helipony got the upper hand on both and managed to push Blitz away with both front hooves, the attack aircraft losing stability and falling backwards, then she took the advantage and pushed Skybreaker away while Blitz was standing.

“STOP YOU TWO, IT’S AN ORDER!” She yelled out loud, stomping both front hooves into the ground to give extra emphasis to her message, she was technically higher ranked than both Blitz and Skybreaker, so she could, in a sense, command them both, though she didn’t like pulling rank on anybody. “YOU, STAY AWAY, AND YOU TOO!” She ordered towards both, still keeping both hooves pointed at both plones to physically keep them away.

“She started!” Immediately said Blitz, pointing at the MiG-25, who, with a face that was written on it indignity, just spat back “What the flak? You were the one who pounced on me!”.

“ENOUGH YOU TWO!” She commanded again, both plane ponies quickly stopping talking, not wanting to defy the helicopter pony’s cold stare, neither the fact that she was higher ranked. “Now, why were you two fighting?!”

“She thinks she’s better than me!” Skybreaker coldly said towards Blitz, the latter one growling at the interceptor. Peaceful Light meanwhile just brought a hoof to her face. “Are you two really fighting about that?!” the UH helicopter said, still keeping her hoof on her face.

“…”

“……”

There was a deafening silence among both as the two plane ponies looked around, not wanting to admit that they indeed just fought to find who was better. “Get out of here now! I don’t want to hear that you two got into a fight again!” said Light, irritated of both. “And I want you both at 1500 here, to settle this with your supervisor!”

…

Meanwhile, a Lockheed F-35 ‘Lightning’ was spectating at the scene, to his side a Sukhoi Su-47 Berkut, both were watching how the situation progressed yet they didn’t feel like actively participating on it.

“Wow, she actually stopped the fight, first time I see someone doing that…” The Russian plone said towards his partner. “Heck, first time I see Blitz and Skybreaker ashamed” the American plane pony joked, sharing a laugh.

Little fluffy drawing I made of a United Nations Union of Harmony helipony, based on you know which organization from real life (Actually, me and my BFF Starlight Sword took quite a lot to think about a correct name for them, and we just decided Union of Harmony because it kinda was different yet similar). She has a blue helmet characteristic of UN Peacekeepers, but also to not hit her own ears with her rotor XD. And his fluffiness is because I imagined she would require to be even fluffier to look less dangerous :V

Most, if not all of her was based on actual photos of Mil Mi-24P Hinds of the United Nations, and I’m kinda happy how it turned out. And yes, considering her affiliation, she’s a shy cutie, just that she hates fights :P.

The thingy on his chest are medal ribbons, one it’s an UN Medal (Captain Mbaye Diagne) and another of the NATO (Meritorious Service), but they’re 180p, sowwy. And yes, I definitely don’t know how militaries wear ribbons, but, in my defense, she’s a Russian plone, I’m less than sure how Russian military services wear ribbons and their exact order

And please, let’s not get political, shall we? I just wanted to draw a really cute, really huggable, really cuddlable and snuggable fluffy white peaceful plone, please, for the love of Hans, let’s not involve into politics >.>

And yus, she’s Princess Celestia-Fluttershy levels of kind and probably the cutest plone evar, but don’t do something that she hates, like fights, otherwise you doom, those rocket pods and guns aren't no toy D: