If you're looking to have the crust beaten out of you, I suggest looking towards Apple-Jack. A professional melee handler, she's equipped with a heavyweight applemasher, passed down from the apple family. Mostly used for sport, this heirloom has a steel casted head, with different levels of texture, and a handle carved out of stained zapapple wood. With this masher's heavy-endedness, a single swing could be fatal. For range, she's brought along her trusty rope, to reel in any troublemakers who think they can get away.