Catbird 3’S COLOSSAL SQUISH PROGRAM - 5

A quick announcement from Rupert:
Still contending with personal health stuff, but I'm slowly recovering. You can follow more on this via my Twitter/X, BlueSky, and my Discord.

Milestone #4 Tallies:
GOLD - 1530 lbs.
WHITE - 755 lbs.
BLUE - 280 lbs.

Friendship Notes: Ummmm... Gilda? Dash? I don't know if I should be petrified, or... impressed. Your fans must REALLY REALLY like you two! Keep that up, and you'll be as big as this cafeteria. Perhaps, sooner, by the looks of it. And I don't know what's going on with the other two contenders. If they want to help break apart this place, they SERIOUSLY need to do something about heir strategies, because they're in the rear view mirror right now. Spike? Scour Equestria for more food suppliers, stat! And while you're at it... can you find Smolder for me...?

And in case you're wondering: NO. Navel play does not add on to the total poundage shown here.
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... unless...! (rubs hoofs together mischievously)

3 TEAMS at play: GOLD(Gilda) - WHITE(Gabby) - BLUE(Gallus)
Donate to my Ko-Fi here: https://ko-fi.com/chubbyfawks
OR, to my PayPal(dot)me here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RupertBlueFox

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1 LIKE = 5lbs+
1 RT/Repost = 10lbs+
$3 = 15lbs+

$15 = 100lbs+

(be sure to include the team name that you want BLORP’d as you donate or like)

BONUS STRUCTURE:
$1000usd collective = Starlight Glimmer joins the party.
$2000usd collective = Twilight Sparkle joins the party.