Personally, I’m surprised that Spike has never had a word to say about or toward Diamond throughout the entirety of the first four seasons. Considering he knew Snips and Snails by name as early as the sixth episode, it’s not unreasonable to think that he at least knows of Diamond as well. If I had to guess, I’d say his opinion of her is somewhere between “Yeah, I know her,” and “I’d rather not talk about that one.” Add in his typical relationship with pets, and I think we’ve got a pretty good chance to see some pyrotechnics if they were to meet.

Also, the idea the “meat tent” truly intrigues me. You’re not going to convince me that it doesn’t exist.