“See?!” said the cloud pony that hovered over your head, dumping a torrent of rainwater down on you, “I can be a weather pony too! I don’t need to kick clouds to make it rain! I can make rain!”

The tale of the cloud pony is she just really wanted to be a weather pony and help out, you know? Trouble is when she asked, they said “no, you’re not good enough to be a weather pony. You just make rain; we want ponies who get other rainclouds and reposition them so their rain comes here.” So she set out to prove she was good enough by seeking out others who need rain. The first <del>target</del> recipient of her generosity was this gentleman who looked rather hot and parched.