Description:
gameartsjoy said:
Flir-troduce yourself. It's like introducing yourself, but while flirting.
You roll a 1 (required 9). Critical failure.
You pull the seadog into a friendly hug, and introduce yourself as an explorer with a penchant for exotic creatures.
After complimenting her piscine tail, you seductively ask whether she tastes more like a dog, or like a fish.
Not a moment after you finish your sentence, you find that the seadog has vanished from the scene, leaving behind but a ripple in the sea. Too forward, maybe?
