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Be a manager of a respected casino for villains in the multiverse

Enjoy a martini while watching Tirek and King Sombra facing each other while breaking the casino.

Your bets that Tirek will win while Brianna bets on Sombra.

Bet ruined by a motorcycle that runs over the 2 villains

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You see that the drivers of that motorcycle are Eris, your cousin, and one you don’t know.

You go down furiously to shout at her to disappear.

Unknown gives you a punch so strong that it removes your beak and falls away.

Pick up peak while Eris asks if she can meet at the casino with her husband.

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You immediately put your beak to ask how he is her husband.

The husband introduces himself as Cephelus and mentions that they had met and married after 6 hours, 4 of which they had “fun”.

Eris says her house was destroyed by that fun and they need a place to stay.

Questions why not go to Cephelus’s house

She mentions that he has no home, he just fell into her house as if he were a meteor.

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Questions if you have no more surprises

She tells you that you will be uncle soon.

You call all the villains to at least catch the couple.

Cephelus turned everyone into hamburger meat.

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The couple make hamburgers while you cry on the floor like the baby you are.

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And finally i give r63 Cosmos a design and a name, Cephelus (Stardust would be a better name?)