“Here are a bunch of PHOTOS, mostly BABY PICTURES OF YOU. Any time you look at them you start to feel embarrassed. But that quickly disappears because damn you were a cute baby pony. There is also a PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU AND SKYFORGE AGE 12, one of the two of you and your guardians when you were age 7, and one of MOM holding a trophy. You don’t know what it’s for but you’re pretty sure it’s not even hers.”

Anthem and Skyforge are a match made in insert the pony heaven equivalent here. She, a slightly deranged crystal pony with no regard for common sense, and he, pacifist bookworm pegasus who spends most of his time with his head in the clouds.