yeah, still with this. But be honest; didn’t you always kinda want just one or two more of these? Maybe it’s not your fondest wish, but if a genie offered you like 100 wishes and swore there wouldn’t be any of those monkey’s paw side-effects, wouldn’t this be one of them?

And what’s with those genies, anyway? It’s like, if you don’t want to grant me wishes I’ll actually enjoy, why are you offering them to me? How bored are you? smartass mystical circumstance-manipulators. Nobody likes that crap, Dasan!

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