This is probably one of my most brilliant dumbest creations.
Feel free to judge XD I so deserve it.

Let's see... I made the Google Doc for this nonsense in October 2015. Only sat down to make it visually July 30th, 2020.

The original template is by Moheart7, but I had to change it a bit to fit everyone in here.

Here we go! VeggieTales' Madame Blueberry, recast as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters! I call it, "Madame Rarity"

I excluded the countertop scene. But I still kept Jean Claude, since he's the narrator. Celestia takes his role.
Madame Blueberry is portrayed by Rarity, of course.
Bob the Tomato is portrayed by Spike, if only for their glorious deadpan aside glances.
Larry the Cucumber is portrayed by Pinkie Pie.
Scallion no. 1 is portrayed by both Flim and Flam. I imagine them alternating lines.
Scallions no. 2 and 3 are portrayed by Snips and Snails.
Annie Onion is portrayed by Apple Bloom. Come on, there's apple pie involved. I had to.
Annie's parents are portrayed by Bright MacIntosh and Pear Butter aka Buttercup. Dawww
Junior Asparagus is portrayed by Button Mash.
Dad Asparagus is portrayed by Button's mom.
Providence the Butterfly is portrayed by Seabreeze.
Buzz-Saw Louie (cameo) is portrayed by Smarty Pants.
Gladis Mushroom (cameo) is portrayed by Sapphire Shores.
Goliath (cameo) is portrayed by the Ursa Major.
Fib (cameo) is portrayed by Tirek.
Jimmy Gourd (cameo) is portrayed by Fluttershy.
The lion mascot on the pizza coupon is portrayed by Discord. Prompting the most glorious aside glance in history by Spike.
The announcer for Silly Songs is portrayed by Sunset Shimmer.
Larry the Cucumber is portrayed here by Derpy Hooves, instead of Pinkie again. How'd she get in the beartrap? "I just don't know what went wrong!"
Archibald Asparagus is portrayed by Twilight Sparkle.
Mr. Lunt is portrayed by Sweetie Belle.
Jerry Gourd is portrayed by Berry Punch. (The song being "Her Hayburger.")
The order taker clown speaker is portrayed by the Tree of Harmony. It glows when it speaks, I guess. You name a better alternative.
The construction pea is portrayed by Crafty Crate.
Dad Carrot (cameo) is portrayed by Hoops.
Lovey Asparagus (cameo) is portrayed by Fleur-De-Lis.

This is a thing my brain did.