Page 1681 - Whose Turn Is It Anyway
23rd Apr 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?

If the villain seems cool with you firing your superweapon, it's probably a good idea to at least double-check your work...

That "where the rules are made up and the Health Points don't matter" line was scrapped from a previous page, and I almost just tossed it into an Author's Note to forget about it, but then I decided I would be committing an injustice if I didn't use it somewhere.
Transcript:
Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Discord's going to give us an opening, I say we take it!
Applejack: If yer sure, Twi.
Discord: Heh heh heh... What do you have to lose?
Rarity: He's worked *very* hard to delay this. Given how the Elements work, wreathing us in Harmony, the antithesis of chaos... I don't think there's a weakness that Discord can take advantage of there.
Rainbow Dash: We can always go back to Plan D20: Roll Initiative.
Discord GM: Ah yes, combat with a god of chaos, where the rules are made up and the Health Points don't matter.
Applejack: We were already prepared for the mother of all gimmick fights.
Fluttershy: Given how the session just started, I don't think this is about to end here...
Rarity: And he's too proud to leave center stage without a proper climax.
Twilight Sparkle: Then let's find out what his deal is! Girls, take formation!
Pinkie Pie: *WAIIIT!!!*
Applejack: What's wrong?! Didja figure out Discord's plan?
Twilight Sparkle: Is there something we missed?!
Pinkie Pie: Just wanna get ooone last sip of chocolate rain...
Twilight Sparkle: ...Of course.
Discord GM: Ahhh, I think I'll miss you the most, Pinkie Pie.